Joe Motorcycle - Just an Average Guy
By Walter F. Kern
I happened to run into a biker friend of mine named Joe Motorcycle. Now Joe is an average guy, kinda like Charlie Brown in the comics. Joe spends a lot of time on the Internet, especially on the Motorcycle Views site and on the Motorcycle Views Forum when he's not out riding his bike.
Joe has consented to answer a few questions for me. I must warn you though. Joe is a man of few words.
Oh, and please resist the temptation to click on the links until we get to the end of the interview. If you do click the answers, please remember to use the Back button to return to the interview with Joe.
Walter: "What brand of motorcycle do you ride Joe?"
Walter: "How did you learn to ride?"
Walter: "What color is your scoot?"
Walter: "How many motorcycles do you own?
Walter: "When you have to buy a new bike, how do you think you'll pay for it Joe?"
Walter: "What's your favorite motorcycle rally - Sturgis?"
Walter: "How many states you think you've ridden in Joe?"
Walter: "What kind of roads do you like best? Twisties I bet."
Walter: "You're a friendly guy Joe. Do you wave at other riders?"
Walter: "Joe, what celebrity would you like to run into at a rally?"
Walter: "What if you won the lottery Joe. What touring bike do you think you'd buy?"
Walter: "What about the motorcycle magazines. What do you like?"
Walter: "What about biker flicks?"
Walter: "What about the famous people who were bikers. Who do you like?"
Walter: "Do you think you're addicted to bikes Joe?"
Walter: "I notice you've been limping a little Joe. What the heck are you going to do when the leg gives out and you can't ride?"
Walter: "Final question Joe. If you had a question about motorcycling, where would you go for an answer?"
Well, that's the end of the interview with Joe Motorcycle. As I said, Joe is just an average guy. In fact, he answered all my questions the same way that the average person answered the many Motorcycle Views polls that I've been running on my website and newsletter.
If you care to go back and click on any of the answers, you'll see the actual results for these polls.
Polls are fun. But more than that, they help me to understand who you are. After all, you are Joe Motorcycle.